U S Yay!

This morning I was going through my google alerts related to my thesis. One jumped out at me, and I immediately clicked on it. The thesis related information was ok- announcing Jon Stewart and the living members of Nirvana getting together to celebrate 20 years of Nevermind (how is that possible!?!?). What caught me on the same page the ad for the "double triple oreo taste test." WHAT!?!?!

Yes, three cookies and two layers of filling- one the classic white (what flavor IS THAT!?!?!) one chocolate. BLESS YOU!
Then, my eyes laid upon another delight that I have missed, the new cupcake-esque trend sweeping my native land- DEEP FRIED KOOL AID!!

I feel so left behind!

I love that my homeland is so over the top. First, with the heart stopping Oreo- I mean, COME ON do we NEED all of that?
Then our love for deep frying- and that fact that many of the Kool Aid balls are touted as being vegan. Like I am going to be worried about animal products as I nosh down on a day glo ball of artificial colors and flavors.
Oh, America! Here's to you in all your gluttoness glory, your Luther Burgers (yes, a hamburger placed between a Krispy Creme donut) and all of your extra large, Man Vs. Food portion sizes.